December 2010
Dear high school boys; your penis is not like...
marvelousmonstropolis:
sincerely, reality.
Wala daw
Mom: sige na! exercise na tayo bukas.
Me: ayaw ko! tinatamad ako, sa tuesday promise!
Mom: ayyy bahala ka, basta mageexercise ako bukas!
Mom: WALANG MAKAKAPIGIL SA AKIN!
Me: okay! enjoy.
*next day*
Me: oh, bakit andito ka pa?
Me: akala ko mag-ggym ka?
Mom: ehh, di naman kita kasama eh.
Mom: ayoko mag-isa.
Me: may "walang makakapigil sa akin" ka pang nalalaman diyan, di naman pala totoo
Dad: HAHAHAHAHHAA
i hate her this much. →
From International News, CNN: NASA reports, that...
CONTEST TIME!
fuckyeahsexyleadsingers:
Okay so it’s time for the December contest :) The prizes?
The rules?
1. You must reblog this post.
2. You must be following this blog because she will be choosing.
3. You must have a working ask box, because that’s how i’ll notify you that you’ve won
4. Reblog as many times as you wish, it can only help :)
The contest ends January 6th, then we will look through...
I hate making accidental eye contact with someone...
yousmileyoulie:
PLEASE SEND THIS LINK TO MY FATHER. :)) →
dogs
me: *plays somebody to love*
Ate: ooohhh...
Ate: ooooooooohhhhh.
dog: AWOOOOOO!!!!!
Me: narinig mo yun?
Ate: oo! Party animal!
HAHA
I know everyone can make their own Tumblr account....
stereoskylinee:
yewonisreal:
AND SOME ARE ABUSING THE ANONYMOUS BUTTON ON ASK BOXES. HATERS ARE GETTING MANY. /SIGH
I CAN’T POST ANYMORE. I CAN’T MAKE ANYTHING PERSONAL. I SAY SOMETHING PERSONAL AND I GET HATERS. SRSLY.
sooo sad. :(
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG DRIFTING...
heyitsiris:
(via duh-knees)
WANTING TO START AGAIN~
BEST GIF EVER
A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one...
echowiththetechno:
feelingyellow | fsquaredfrncnm | chatterboxrose | helmaroc-king | miggrator | -thundercock | randommakings:
Dude,
srsly.
moonblock
Mom: kagabi ba naman sabi ng tatay niyo, dapat daw magimbento si belo ng moonblock kasi kailangan din daw ng proteksyon sa moon
Mom: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Me and Ate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*mom leaves*
Me: di naman ako natatawa. kawawa lang yung babae. tawang tawa eh.
Ate: ako nga din eh.
*mom comes back*
Me and ate: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: ohmygod moonblock!
Ate: tama nga naman. sunblock sa gabi. moonblock.
Us: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
father...
Mom: ano na nga yung movie ni dolphy this year?
Me: Father Jejemon
Dad: SI father jay!
Ate: Si father jay, JEJEMON?!
crazy family!
Mom: ayaw ko ngang mag-mop ng hindi ko bahay!
Dad: aaahhh oh sige Inday, tama na ang drama.
Dad: pagkatapos mo niyan, labhan mo naman ang sapatos ko,
Mom: sigi pu ser! Dapat pu kase maglalaba po aku kanina.
Mom: yung anak nimu ser, naglak si pintuan!
Me: ayyy sorry Inday, di ko sinasadya. kunin mo na underwear ko mamaya.
Mom: sigi pu mam! pagkatapus ku pu dine.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Home Alone
emvanpotter:
Blast music and dance!!!!